Napolean to Uncle Rico:"Grandma says you have to leave because
you're eating all our steak and ruining our lives."
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
“Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a
roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about
it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody
thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about
it”! -Rex. I’m laughing my head off typing this.
It’d be nice if you could pull me in to town.
What about Grandma's great line: "Oh Napoleon -- you can make a
quesadilla!"To this day I almost always slip and use her
pronunciation.Best scene: when the farmer shoots the cow in front
of the school kids on the bus. Truly the best bad movie ever made.
For me it's more about the way the lines are delivered than (most of) the
dialogue itself. My friends and I still say "Peace out" to each other --
in the style of Kip of course!
"Are you gonna eat your tots?"-Napoleon, repeated line
I love reading these so much! Thanks for all the recent write-ups about
Napoleon-it's definitely one truly hilarious movie that our family has
enjoyed many times over.
What a shame they never made sequels. It’s not an artistic gem that is too
good for a sequel. It isn’t Schindler’s List. There should have been
a “Napoleon Dynamite Goes to College”. The world has been robbed.
Robbed I say!
How do you leave uncle Rico off the list: I used to be able to throw a
pigskin a quarter mileIf coach would have put me in the 4th quarter
we would have taken state...Or Summer Wheatley:Who wants to eat
chiminy-changas next year? Not me...Or the farmer:I don't
understand one word you just said...
Are you Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups? Si mon!What's that in my driveway? That's my ride.If you vote
for Pedro, all your dreams will come true!