Rock On: Stop the presses! Someone gets mad after a USU game!

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  • Henry Drummond San Jose, CA
    March 5, 2019 9:39 a.m.

    You forgot a couple of obvious lines Rock:

    1. Coach Kyle Whittingham has had his contract extended through the 2023 season. BYU has responded by making preparations to creatively lose to Utah for five more years.

    2. Johnny Manziel has been banned from the Canadian Football. Manziel has responded to the news with an attempt at rebranding. He will drop "Johnny Football" and become "Johnny Goofball" from now on.

    3. Coach Kalani Sitaki opened Spring Practice by having the team sing a rousing rendition of "Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel." Coach Kyle Wittingham responded by open his spring practice by having the players wear Top Hat and Tails and perform the finale from "A Chorus Line."

    4. BYU students expressed their love for former BYU Mascot Charlie Bird and assured him that they only way they could have loved him more is if he had been able to play running back as well as he danced as "Cosmo."

    5. Utah Coach Larry Krystoviak just wrote check for $80,000 .... Ooops. I don't have enough "characters remaining" for this joke - but its really great - trust me.

  • Loud Loiterer Sandy, UT
    March 5, 2019 8:54 a.m.

    “Allegedly” punched a fire extinguisher case?? Come on, Brad. Watch the video. SMH