A CNN worker got on a plane recently and discovered a sensitive, top-secret document in the seatback pouch explaining how the Department of Homeland Security would respond to a bioterrorism attack at the Super Bowl. Thank goodness it didn’t include important, compromising information about New England’s game plan. There is evidence, however, that such a document was left in the seat back assigned to Philadelphia coach Doug Pederson.

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CNN said that, in addition to the bioterrorism plan, the seat back contained a boarding pass and other documents belonging to a high-level BioWatch official. I’m guessing something stronger than a bag of peanuts and a complimentary beverage was involved here.

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The BioWatch official probably wasn’t too worried. I mean, what are the odds that a terrorist would happen to sit in the exact seat with the bioterrorism report? Then again, what are the odds that seat would be occupied by a CNN employee?

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Good thing the BioWatch official didn’t accidentally drop the report on the flight attendant’s chair. Passengers on the next flight would have heard, “In the unlikely event of a bioterrorism attack …”

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House Speaker Paul Ryan tweeted that the Republican tax-cut bill was so successful, a high school teacher in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, told him her take-home pay went up $1.50 a week, which “will more than cover her Costco membership for the year.” That’s only if she doesn’t blow it all on half a hamburger, first.

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Some people are calling Ryan out of touch for his tweet. I’m not so sure. He did promise the tax bill would lead to real change, and what’s more real change than 150 shiny pennies a week?

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Best Buy has announced it no longer will sell music CDs. Apparently, sales of the discs are lagging too far behind vinyl records and cassette tapes. Like many of us, they’re not quite old enough yet to be considered vintage classics.

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Meanwhile, amusement parks nationwide are thinking of shutting down their roller coasters. They just can’t keep up with the new thrills of the stock market.