• Statistics show that men are spending a whopping 10 more minutes a day doing household chores than they were 10 years ago. Women still prepare the meals, but men now put the little soap pellet into the dishwasher.

• Women still do the laundry, but today's work-sharing man is rolling his own socks.

• Women still help the kids with their homework, but men are now sharpening the pencils.

• Women still drive the kids to soccer practice (hockey practice, if they are Republicans). Men go for pizza if the kids' team wins.

• Hopefully, in the future, men will assume a bigger share of the housework. Like shoveling the snow when hell freezes over.