• There's a movement in academia to lower the drinking age to 18. This is supported by many college officials and Mothers OK With Drunk Driving.

• Anyone who thinks that an 18-year-old is a responsible drinker has never lived near a college campus, having to hose down their sidewalks on a Saturday night during football season.

• Solve the underage drinking problem by lowering the drinking age. Brilliant. This must have been dreamed up by people with doctorate degrees in logic.

• These idiots need a designated thinker.