While Putin was leading the charge into Georgia, the question was, "Where is Russia's new president Dimitry Medvedev?" Answer: On the milk cartons.

• That's right — Medvedev is missing. Here at the dawn of Cold War II. This is a human rights issue — to rescue Medvedev from the labor camp in Siberia where he may have been exiled.

• And don't be fooled by the cease-fire. The Russian troops have only stopped to reload.

• So, how did it start over there? Putin's intelligence agency told him that Georgia's president Saakashvili has weapons of mass destruction. I believe the expression was "slam dunk."