• The trial of Salim Hamdan, Osama bin Laden's driver, is the first trial for war crimes since the 1940s. It's not exactly "Judgment at Nuremberg." More like Keystone Kops at Gitmo.

• Bin Laden's driver — wow. Once we smoke out his housekeeper and his cable guy, break out the fireworks.

• Pressure at Guantanamo was mounting, and the prison commander said, "looks like we've got to try somebody. Is that driver still around?"

• Hamdan had been "interrogated" in the middle of the night by men wearing masks with no lawyer present. Otherwise, it was just like "Perry Mason."