• I will never forgive the dairy industry for its slogan, "Got milk?" because of the stupid rip-offs it has spawned: "Got booze?" "Got Pot?" "Got Sex?" etc.

• Now comes the Obama bumper sticker, "Got hope?" Let's hope that the dolt who came up with that one will get blamed for the ensuing Republican rebuttal: "Got Appeasement?"

• Perhaps, if "Got milk?" was banned the spin-offs would go away, but that is unrealistic. The dairy lobby will always be with us. Got price supports?

• The most insipid example of this was a recent ad for a political humor show — "Got satire?" My reaction: Got vomit?