Fear not, people, for soon a mighty change will sweep the land. The Dalai Obama will lead us all to the Promised Land where surely the government will solve all our problems. Soon we will all bond with the lunatics and terrorists of the world and join in a global group hug. In the meantime, please drink your purple Kool-aid and repeat the following chant several times a day: "Si, se puede, si se puede."

Calvin Jones