Nine books that were actually published

1. "How to Be Happy Though Married" (1885)

2. "How to Write While You Sleep" (1985)

3. "How to Get Fat" (1865)

4. "How to Avoid Huge Ships" (1993)

5. "How to Eat a Peanut" (1900)

6. "How to Enjoy Your Weeds" (1969)

7. "How to Draw a Straight Line" (1877)

8. "How to Get More Fun Out of Smoking" (1941)

9. "How to Cook Husbands" (1899)

Source: "Bizarre Books," by Russell Ash & Brian Lake, HarperCollins, 2007