Would you like to own a home that is bigger, better and more extravagant than you can possibly afford? Would you like to live in an upscale neighborhood beyond your means? Here's how! Take out a loan you can't possibly pay back and vote Democrat in November.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are promising to soak anyone earning more than $38,000 to pay for your mortgage, even if you intentionally chose to buy more house than you could afford.

Will John McCain counter with an offer to reimburse poker players their gambling losses and repair the cars of drunken drivers who crash?

Vote buying is getting out of hand.

Clark Larsen