A Lamentation for Brigham Young University:
O BYU, BYU, how oft would I have advanced you! How oft have I extended my unwavering fanhood to you? Yet ye would not defensively rebound! Ye did take ill-advised threes! Ye did give A&M, thine adversary, too many second-chance points and easy layups! Ye have rejected the teachings of your fathers in guarding the perimeter and cast yourselves off, again, from the presence of national respect. Thou hast brought upon thyself the downfall, yet, in thy darkest hour, I will not forsake thee but offer my hope that next year will not be a carbon copy of the past two!