I was struck by the disclosure that a foreign country — Italy — would like to send its nuclear waste to Utah. Coupling this information about the state's popularity as a potential nuclear waste dump with Utah's new slogan "Life Elevated" (which is a little stuffy, anyway) provides an opportunity to create an even more up-to-date slogan or two. Here are some possibilities:

Utah: Life Radiated.

Utah: The Greatest Glow on Earth.

Utah: Great Fishin', Great Fission.

Utah: Get a Half-Life.

Larry Rhodes