Regarding the missionary vandalism:

It's true what say about boys being boys —

How they cause a big ruckus and make lots of noise.

But boys must grow up and instead of just chiding

Must pay for their actions when non-law abiding.

Boys grow up to boss, keep books or run dairies,

They may, for a time, even be missionaries.

No matter the ilk, now in adult clime,

If caught breaking statutes, they must also do time.

Nathan K. Wright