Jason Olson, Deseret Morning News
Here are some predictions (tongue-in-cheek, we hope) of what might happen in the Utah sports this year:

• Jazz eliminated in second round of playoffs. Jazz fans jump off tall buildings.

• Andrei Kirilenko tells Masha (his wife) that his teacher, Mr. Sloan, shouted at him at school and hurt his feelings.

• Utah derails BYU's bid for BCS bowl by beating Cougars. Cougar fans join Jazz fans, jumping off tall buildings.

• MWC presidents, commissioner Craig Thompson, satellite providers and Comcast actually put fans first and make The mtn. available nationwide.

• National Guard called in for Utah-Wyoming rematch.

• Robbie Findley wins MLS golden boot and leads RSL to playoffs for first time in franchise history.

• Larry H. Miller renames the Salt Lake Bees/Stingers/Buzz to the Salt Lake Larry's.

• BYU's Justin Sorensen boots a 59-yard field goal to beat Utah on the last play of the game at Rice-Eccles Stadium.

• Real Salt Lake folds, stadium (named We-Promise-This-Amazing-All-Natural-Multilevel-Marketing


-In-My-Downline Field) hosts youth soccer play and motivational


• Jerry Sloan opens Salt Lake-area karaoke and open-mic nightclubs sponsored by ESPN.