• I see where a record number of people are Googling themselves. Which beats hearing the truth about yourself from your spouse.

• Apparently, many people don't know who they are. I did a search on myself and it came back "don't ask."

• You can send away for your government Freedom of Information file. Some files are a foot thick, often on people who simply attended a Grateful Dead concert.

• Uncle Sam knows when you are sleeping and knows when you're awake. He knows what drugs you experimented with in the second grade, for heaven's sake.