True story: A woman who was a complete stranger said to me, "Bill gave presents to Monica and Monica gave presents to Bill. Now I know why I never get any presents."
- TV network advisory: "We wish to caution viewers that the material in the Clinton grand jury testimony may be offensive to some. And be sure to watch our new fall shows which will be offensive to all."- House Judiciary Committee Chairman Henry Hyde says that an impeachment must be bipartisan. I don't understand. Even if only 51 percent of the townspeople show up for a lynching - the poor fellow is still dead.