Here are the long-awaited results of the Mark Russell poll of those who say that it's nobody's business what goes on in the White House. Many of them are daily watchers of - or have been guests on - Jerry Springer.

- When asked to recite some of the Ten Commandments, many responded with "Close cover before striking" and "Don't walk."- Encouraged by the polls, the Democrats will become more defiant, saying, "Yes, Vernon Jordan tried to get a job for Monica Lewinsky - and this administration will continue to bring down unemployment."