Have you noticed that the president's now-daily apologies work better on the radio because you can't see that he is smiling? One adviser said to him, "Lose the wink."

- What a burden on the members of Congress slowly plowing through the Ken Starr report - looking for the good parts.- Serious scholars will note that on the same day of the Starr report, they released the whale who starred in the movie "Free Willy."