Janet Reno says she needs 90 days to decide if Al Gore committed the felony of using the wrong telephone to ask Chinese people for money. Until now, I didn't think Reno had a sense of humor.

- In the worst days of the Cold War, did the Russians ever rattle us more than right now? Those godless commies never dropped the bomb on Wall Street.- We want the Russians to become capitalists, but we neglected to teach them how. It's like giving a peasant with a pushcart the keys to a 747. Welcome aboard, America!