As Bill Clinton once said to the Secret Service: "You will do me a service if you keep this a secret."

- The Secret Service says that if they are forced to respond to Ken Starr's inquiry it could one day cause the assassination of a president. Would this include Starr's lynching of the president?- Taking Starr's position is Dan Quayle. As the former vice president, Quayle is just a heartbeat away from being the former president.

- Johnny Chung finally admitted to illegally funneling hundreds of thousands of dollars from the Chinese to the Democrats. And only recently, Al Gore was saying, "Well, there's always India."

Los Angeles Times Syndicate