India is already hard-hit by our trade sanctions - beginning with an embargo of the "Seinfeld" finale.

- Everyone's picking on the CIA for not foreseeing India's nuclear tests. On a tight budget, our intelligence had satellite photos, but when they came back from the drugstore, they were blurred.- The gang that couldn't spy straight is the Republicans' new issue. Somebody should have sounded the alarm when India became the only Asian country not to give money to Democrats.

- Russia and the United States issued a stern warning to India: "Stop frightening the world with your nukes. That's our job."

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