You heard it here first. On Thursday night, the nation will learn that Jerry Seinfeld shot J.R.

- We don't normally think of India as a belligerent, swaggering nuclear power. But all that nuclear testing is a pretty good indication she also has talk radio.- So far, the tests are being conducted underground - mostly under Pakistan (a little joke in India followed by a rim-shot on a sitar).

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