The National Organization for Women refuses to support Paula Jones' appeal in her sexual harassment case against Clinton. Apparently, nothing is more disgusting to NOW than to be groped by a Republican.

- This could lead to a new pickup line by the Neanderthals out there: "Trust me, I'm a Democrat."- Gloria Steinem recently inferred that men could be allowed one free pass in the workplace if they heed a woman's rejection. Would the guy be on the honor system or is his demerit posted on the bulletin board?

- I must have been away when NOW changed the rules. Make one pass and you're just a guy. Make two passes and you're a predator. Make three or more and you could be the president and, therefore, just a guy.