Expecting hordes of houseguests this summer? Saturday's auction of treasures that used to be inside the soon-to-be-demolished San Francisco Airport Hilton Hotel includes a wrap-around registration desk and rotisserie for 650 chickens.

- MICHAEL'S SUB: Reading that Michael Jackson is building a submarine to escape any asteroid that might hit Earth, Kristy Lawrence commented, "Heaven forbid he should be the only one left to perpetuate the species." To which her husband replied, "And what species might that be?"- Leah Garchik