The California State Supreme Court ruled that the Boy Scouts may bar gays, atheists and agnostics from membership. Apparently, the agnostic scouts kept rubbing two sticks together to start an argument.

- The case included a 9-year-old Cub Scout who refused to declare a belief in God. A 9-year-old atheist? I smell a parent who wants to raise the kid to be a litmus test.- I propose the Atheist Scouts of America offering merit badges in nihilism. Their motto? "Be prepared, be true, be fair. 'Cause when you die, you go nowhere."