Other White House spins: Kathleen Willey is an alien sent here to install Al Gore (another alien) as the new president.

- Because Willey on "60 Minutes" told of once suggesting to Clinton that chicken soup could cure his laryngitis, she has a Jewish Mother complex and is blackmailing the president to give more support to Israel.- I predict that by the weekend, the White House will have portrayed Kathleen Willey in the worst of terms: an alcoholic, a pill-popper, trailer trash, Lorena Bobbitt's sister, a Republican.

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