No matter how hard you exercise, eat oat bran and take stress-reduction vitamins, it's bound to happen. You will get old.

Two disturbing age reminders occurred last month - the first lady of television, Lucille Ball, and 1960s activist Abbie Hoffman, died.Other signs, though somewhat less somber, also indicate the years are creeping up, according to the Los Angeles Times Sunday. The list said, in part, that you're not as young as you think when:

-You hear a Rolling Stones song on the Muzak in the elevator.

-Your favorite outfielder is elected to the Hall of Fame - posthumously.

-You look back nostalgically at your "midlife" crisis.

-Jane Fonda was starring in "Barbarella" the last time you wore a bikini.