Oddsmakers make it an even bet as to who will be ousted first, Saddam Hussein or Los Angeles police chief Daryl Gates.

- Those in other cities have no right to criticize Chief Gates. People who live in glass houses should take home movies of their own cops.- I don't know who will end up owning Los Angeles first, the Japanese or the victim, Rodney King.

- Of course, the vast majority of Los Angeles police do not engage in brutality. But, come to think of it, Zsa Zsa Gabor doesn't realize how lucky she was.