SIR: In a recent essay on baseball, George Will wrote: "The Commissioner's office is one of those institutions that is . . ." I cannot believe Will would make an error, but shouldn't it be "one of those institutions that are . . ."? - Deeply Shaken.
ANSWER: Contrary to what many people believe, even George Will makes errors, and this is one. Turn the sentence around and you'll see: Of those institutions that are whatever, the Commissioner's office is one.The one-of-those error is so often committed - even by George Will, think of it - that some authorities have said shucks, we might as well say it's all right even if it isn't. But I am one of those who are opposed to that position. If a thing is so clearly and outrageously wrong, then it's wrong whoever is guilty.
Let us turn now to another famous exemplar of good usage.
SIR: Ed McMahon is always saying in television commercials, "If you or someone you love is age 50 to 80 . . ." I always have an uncontrollable urge to shout, "I is! I is!" Surely Ed is wrong. - G.M.
ANSWER: Yes and no. When you use "or" to join two subjects, one requiring a plural verb (you are) and the other requiring a singular verb (someone is), the rule is that the verb agrees with the nearer subject (someone), which makes Ed right. But the corollary rule is that such a construction should be avoided whenever possible, because it sounds so terrible, which makes Ed wrong. It's a pity writers of commercials inflict such a maddening construction on our ears. How about: "If you or any persons you love are . . ."
SHARP COMMENT of the week, from M.S.: "My newspaper had a headline saying, "Quorum Court Talks Solid Waste.' I think it is a shame for editorial opinions to creep into the headlines."
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