Soon they will be preparing for the holidays at the White House -decorating the public rooms, trimming the trees, removing Saddam Hussein's name from last year's Christmas card list.

- Bush keeps comparing Saddam Hussein to Hitler, but I won't worry until he compares him to Ho Chi Minh. That's when we'll see a tunnel at the end of the thousand points of light.- At this rate, the bulk of our entire armed forces will soon be crammed into Saudi Arabia, leaving our own borders naked. Do we really trust Canada that much?

- We have cut off Iraq's food and they continue to eat. Somebody over there must have figured out how to multiply loaves and fishes.