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Published: Wednesday, March 26 2014 4:40 p.m. MDT

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Al Thepal
Eagle Mountain, UT

The police seem to think that she wanted to make her ex's house Crispi, but maybe she just wanted to make extra Crispi bacon. The Crispiest bacon is always the bacon that is burnt to a Crisp(i). Okay I will stop with the puns now before I annoy everyone including myself. Just couldn't help it. The headline didn't help...

UU32
Bountiful, UT

Real life, you just can't make this stuff up.

gittalopctbi
Glendale, AZ

Too funny! (UU32, you beat me to it.)

Blue Bolshevik
Salt Lake City, UT

What a waste of bacon.

Wally West
SLC, UT

You either like Bacon or you're wrong.

Bacon is meat candy.

I know it. I Live it. I Love it.
Provo, UT

mmm... bacon...

A1994
Centerville, UT

She used bacon as a weapon. That is wrong to do.

Jamescmeyer
Midwest City, USA, OK

It's not always the most reverent show, but I admit I'm a big fan of The Smoking Gun/TruTV's "The World's Dumbest whatever". "Whatever" is usually "criminals", and this is exactly the kind of story they'd show if they had recorded footage, including silly commentary.

Brave Sir Robin
San Diego, CA

When I'm president of the United States, my first act will be to make waste or wanton misuse of bacon a first-degree felony. My next act will be to remove the government subsidy on gasoline and move it to bacon.

Now you know who you should vote for next election.

cavetroll
SANDY, UT

Bacon abuse should be a capital offense.

Pendergast
Salt Lake City, UT

This is a first... no devolving into partisan rhetoric... be it college sports or politics.

Shimlau
SAINT GEORGE, UT

UU32 Amen!

Nan BW
ELder, CO

Wish I could have been there before the bacon was ruined, armed with tomato slices, lettuce leaves and homemade bread. Oh, a little mayo too...

Eliyahu
Pleasant Grove, UT

With a BAC of 0.346, it's a wonder that she could even stand up, let alone try to start a fire.

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