With a BAC of 0.346, it's a wonder that she could even stand up, let alone
try to start a fire.
Wish I could have been there before the bacon was ruined, armed with tomato
slices, lettuce leaves and homemade bread. Oh, a little mayo too...
This is a first... no devolving into partisan rhetoric... be it college sports
Bacon abuse should be a capital offense.
When I'm president of the United States, my first act will be to make waste
or wanton misuse of bacon a first-degree felony. My next act will be to remove
the government subsidy on gasoline and move it to bacon.Now you know
who you should vote for next election.
It's not always the most reverent show, but I admit I'm a big fan of
The Smoking Gun/TruTV's "The World's Dumbest whatever".
"Whatever" is usually "criminals", and this is exactly the kind
of story they'd show if they had recorded footage, including silly
She used bacon as a weapon. That is wrong to do.
You either like Bacon or you're wrong. Bacon is meat candy.
What a waste of bacon.
Too funny! (UU32, you beat me to it.)
Real life, you just can't make this stuff up.
The police seem to think that she wanted to make her ex's house Crispi, but
maybe she just wanted to make extra Crispi bacon. The Crispiest bacon is always
the bacon that is burnt to a Crisp(i). Okay I will stop with the puns now before
I annoy everyone including myself. Just couldn't help it. The headline