Underage teenagers drinking at home with their parents' approval? Oh the
humanity. MADD should immediately begin lobbying for more liberty-restricting
laws to put a stop to this... maybe do away completely with the 4th amendment so
police can go door-to-door and make sure parents aren't allowing kids to
drink in the house.
You know, people the world over prove that with a little parenting and setting
of examples, it's actually not a real problem to give your kids alcohol
once in a while. Problems, and rebellion, start when all you've got in the
toolbox is 'no', especially if they see their parents doing it.