He must be just getting even for an earlier situation when a police dog got to
him. I can't explain the naked part.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Breaking news. Man bites dog! Too good to be true.
I hope the dog is okay. He might need a rabies shot... or something.
I wonder about the mental and social impact this reverse attack will have on the
dog. Will he question his canine roots? Go into serious depression (Dog days)
lash out at his owner? I'm sure with all the other things tax payers are
paying for, there is some kind of program for Fido. Hopefully the dog will be
tested for rabies and should receive extra beef bones for having to view this
less than spectacular naked human being.
... This is awesome!
As the Old Man would say: "That's real news--not like that politics
"Man bites dog!" is the quintessential cliché headline.However, we get a BONUS! NAKED man bites dog!
The old aphorism in journalism still stands: It's not news when a dog bites
a man, but it is the other way around. (Bonus points for the man being naked.)
"...hearing was originally scheduled for Nov. 25 but was continued until
Tuesday afternoon at the request of Garcia-Serna's attorney 'to look
into possible mental health issues'..."------------------------------Yeah, **possible** "mental
health issues".I'd say at least "probable".