Comments about ‘Chris Hicks: Utah jokes more silly than insulting’

Then there are my 2 favorites...

Homer Simpson; "Why would I go to Utah? I love booze, caffeine and monogamy."

Dave Lister (Red Dwarf); The aforementioned saying, "in 48 hours he'll be is deader than a Saturday night in Salt Lake City."

In the Evangelical book series, Left Behind, when the rapture occurs, and many planes are left in the air with no functioning air traffic control systems (because all the workers were raptured), the Salt Lake City Airport is still fully functional (implying that none of the people there were raptured...). Glad mormons are good for something... :)

Not a put-down kind ajoke, but...
From the movie "Raising Arizona", Nicholas Cage says he wants to live somewhere "Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah."

Best line in the movie