Police: Man steals beer, then tells clerk where officers can find him


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  • county mom Monroe, UT
    Aug. 3, 2011 4:19 p.m.

    He gets free healthcare too. No 80%, 20% stuff, 100 percent paid by us.

  • ThePinkFloydian Bountiful, UT
    Aug. 3, 2011 3:43 p.m.

    In these tough economic times jail might be the best place to be. Everything is free. For the criminal not the middle class taxpayer who works his tail off.
    This man can get free beer and an education perhaps a college scholarship.
    The way the prisons are he will probably even get free HBO, a basketball court, a boxing ring, a hottub,a weightroom, and who knows what other luxuries that I the hard working american will never have. Who needs Golds Gym? Crime really does pay. This man is no dummy. He is genius.

  • defibman Syracuse, UT
    Aug. 3, 2011 2:53 p.m.

    If 7-Eleven clerks were allowed to have a gun and shoot robbers then we wouldn't have to pay to keep these kind of people in jail/prison.

  • ouisc Farmington, UT
    Aug. 3, 2011 2:27 p.m.

    See--if 7-Eleven had stored all this beer behind a wall or curtain, so it wasn't visible with the patron's naked eye, this kind of stuff just wouldn't happen. (tongue-in-cheek)

  • Last Stand Farmington, UT
    Aug. 3, 2011 2:23 p.m.

    Sounds like someone who wanted to go to jail, probably for the free place to stay and three meals a day. Sentence him to hard labor and he, and others, will think twice about wanting a free ride.