I like the one that says "Jesus is my car insurance". I hope that guy doesn't run into me. The claims process must be tough. Another one is the 'god is my co-pilot' one. Next time you see one of those, check out the passenger seat. The almighty may call shotgun, but that's a pretty good disguise. I figure you're better off to let god drive, mate. He probably knows enough to signal before he turns.

People who have bumper stickers, and put their names on their license plates, are weird and like to showoff. It is away for this kinda person to draw attention to oneself, who as well, are lacking attention elsewhere in their lives. Very sad people.

I like TJ Maxx too.

So if I read the sign that says, "Baby on Board", I'm thinking there's no need for a pregnancy test. Got my "sign" straight from heaven. That's the best economic news so far. Free Pregnancy tests people! Just keep your eyes on the road!

And Ann, were you listening to the Christian radio station? Or just flippin through? I'm curious.

My favorite is, "Have gun, will shoot." There's just the sort of head I don't want to get in an accident with.
Others of note: "Who says crime doesn't pay?" and "Drive it like you stole it." (Is that begging to be pulled over or what?)
And btw, your columns have been so great. I look forward to them every week. I especially LOVED the one about the boy that carried your flowers for you. I hope someday one of my sons is so service oriented.

I wish I was an honor student at Pedros Tacos.

Best bumper sticker I've ever seen:

My letter from Hogwarts didn't arrive so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens.

I really enjoyed this column, especially the serious part at the end. I must agree. This country is trying to turn itself upside down, or someone is, anyway.

I must tell you my daughter's favorite bumper sticker: "Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?" Pretty much says it all.

And I have to add that your last column about the THONGS had me almost rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.

I liked this one:

"I'll keep my car insurance, my mortgage, my health insurance, and Obama can keep the 'Change'!"

My favorite and who knows, it might have come from heaven; "A tax payer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders".

Bumper stickers, how about; "Don't believe everything you think", and "I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway".

Right on Ann. How apropos. Just last week I wrote my first letter to the editor. The one that pushed me over the edge was about how "if God were alive he would have wanted us to use up all the oil in the ground." I paraphrase liberally.

I am always squeamish when someone says, "if the founder fathers were alive today". That comes from both sides. I like that music, art, writing, means different things to different people depending on where they are now, or their life experiences. But to put words in someone Else's mouth seems wrong.

Earlier this year there was an article about Ted Hinckley, (who I like a lot, and admire his work), about his doing soundtracks for movies, and he said, "if Mozart were alive today...". And ruined the article for me.

Regards, Jack

I saw a bumper sticker years and years ago that said, "Don't Be Caught Dead Without Jesus."

I enjoy reading the signs in front of various churches, like "Free Faith Lift", or this one seen at Christmas time, "God Is Making A List and Checking It Twice."