Comments about ‘Shot-up toilet getting a formal, final flush’

Give the guy a break. It was an accident. Why is everyone picking on him?

Why are we eulogizing a rogue toilet!? Our gunman stopped major threat to our society!

May "John" T. Bowl rest in pieces RIP

Or was it Carl Jr that was RIP??

Closing song " I fall to pieces "

some kleenex please.......LOL!!

I thought it would be closed casket with all of the damage shown in the newspaper picture but, no, it was an open casket. You know, I'm sure they did what they could with putty and rouge to piece him back together and make him presentable but he just didn't look like himself.

If it hadn't been for the "ring around the collar" I wouldn't have known him.

I like to talk about stool.

No 'Dear John' letters?
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"Sounds like somebody just had a blowout." I think he just took a massive dump after eating the food. There were no firearms involved.