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There appears to be a theme in today's stories.
Burglar: "Uhhhh, I was just having a smoke up on the roof and fell thru a faulty vent cover."
Cops: "Why aren't you wearing any pants?"
Burglar: "Uhhhh, I always take my pants off when I smoke up on the roof."
What a genius.
This could happen to any of us... ;)
I just love stupid criminal stories. This just made my day. It must have been quite a sight to the policemen who found him.
You know the movie about the Traveling Pants? Well, maybe someone should make one called "The Brotherhood of the Missing Pants." What's going on here?! It's hard to believe all the crazy things happening lately.
This is the third article that I have read in the DesNews today about guys with no pants. Is there something in the air or what?
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