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MormonTimes.com: Church leaders use sense in humor
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I thought laughter was a bad thing.
(Muffled chuckles of thousands...)
Of course, if you actually had any idea what you were talking about you would know that the LDS Church is famous for jokes and laughter during Church services.
Another thing you can get in Church is illumination and joy in your heart. Why don't you try it sometime. You will be able to find truth and meaning in your life. It also might lift this terrible burden you are carrying around. Truly. Come and learn of Christ for his "Yoke is easy and his burden is light."
He is the ultimate example. We should show kindness, humility, generosity and sympathy to our fellowman, but not humor. It is not in the Gospel.
His best joke will be at the resurection when we are all restored to our perfect frame and all you tall, skinny people find yourselves short and chubby!
Spencer W. Kimball put me on the floor a number of times.
Harold B. Lee was hysterical.
Go figure.
Humor used by LDS leaders generally makes themselves, or their fellow Church members as a body, the butt of the joke. It is generally a gentle humor, not a bitter humor that ridicules others.
To the author: How about a book of humorous stories told by LDS leaders in church meetings? It could be titled "Faith Promoting Humor".
Fish? You got fish? I'll give you fish. And don't even get me started about the bread.
:o)
Matthew 21,Mark 11 and Luke 20 all relate the same instance in which the Chief Priests and Elders of the temple question the source of the Lord's authority. They knew that asking this question would trap the Lord. No matter how He answered, they would be able to manipulate it into damaging His character.
Nonplussed as always, The Lord calmy asks them a similarly designed question concerning John the Baptist's authority. When the Elders recognize that they have been caught in their own snare, they reply to the Lord, "We cannot tell" (Matt 21:27). They knew the answer, but knew it would make them look foolish!
The Lord's reply to this admission of unwillingness is hilarious. He says to them, in effect; Then I am not going to answer you either.
And THAT surely sent the assembled crowd into laughter. It was deemed funny enough that 3 of the four gospel writers included it in their brief accounts of the Savior's Ministry. Why is that?
He told us to be "as a little child"
Who laughs more than children?
Apostle: Master, what do you call ten Roman Legions at the bottom of the Mediterrainian Sea?
Master: A good start
A: Master a rabbi, a gentile and Pontius Pilate. Are in a sinking boat surrounded by sharks. Who survives?
M: The rabbi does not but is transported to the bosom of Abraham. The gentile is likewise consumed. Now Pontius Pilate is a special case. The sharks line up and carry him to shore. He barely gets his sandles wet.
A: How is this so Master?
M: Professional courtesy
They are the descendants of the seagulls who refused to eat the crickets.
We were going around the room, describing what we have for supplies, and the guy next to me, when it was his turn, said he was fine.
"I have a gun and a Stake Directory".
>>I feel really sorry for all you Professional Mormon Haters. It must be a real burden to have to be so full of hate and sarcasm all the time. <<
Actually, Sarcasm is my raison d'etre and my modus operandi. No hate here just a profound sense of amazement at the mindset of some of the true believers.
I'm sorry you feel that way. You must have a lot of disdain for the church. I'm sure it weighs you down.
Tough way to live, man.
It just keeps amazing me that LDS Leaders are so innovative and inspired to do things that nobody else has ever thought of! Using humor! Who would have guessed to try that?! They MUST be inspired of God to have come up with that one!
If there's no laughing in Heaven, I wouldn't want to go. But I'll bet you there is. You see, laughter is an expression of joy and recognition of the unexpected, and I think you'll find both if you get there. I'll be happy to pay off my bet if I'm wrong.
I guess humor does not always equal truth!
There is a huge difference between humor and being pathetically lame.
You are the latter.
I remember one of the Prophets' quote about life being like an old railway journey. Everybody in the Church thought it was such an original, wonderful, inspired little quote! But it was from a non-Mormon writer over 50 years ago!
Church leaders use recycled stuff from thinkers and writers outside the Church, then they preach to Church members to read only Church publications so nobody will find out they are plagiarizing and getting their ideas and materials from non-Mormons rather than from "revelation" or inspiration!
Clever.
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I've always felt uplifted by the humor and advice of church leaders, especially George Durrant who says "I've always wished I was smarter (but)I was smart enough ... but I found out that you can't be both handsome and smart.
Neal A. Maxwell joking that the light from his cranium brought illumination to the pulpit after loosing his hair from cancer treatments was an inspiration for anyone facing hard times.
J. Golden Kimball, when asked his opinion about women wearing cosmetics said "Well, a little paint never hurt any old barn."
Also, one of the reasons young missionaries are successfull is their humor.
Always think highly of yourself, but don't take yourself too seriously. Remember I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.