Comments about ‘Two men arrested after ax attack on teen’

... they should be forced to listen to Hannah Montana

everywhere i go...but you can call me jughead for short!

well if thats the case then get all the teenagers who listen to miley cyrus. anyway, lock these guys up and dont ever let them listen to those guys again. plus arrest all the idiots who dressed up for the batman opening in ICP stuff. just losers.

Stick to playing it on paper kids

Where is a good crossbow when you need one?

Didn't know an axe was a good accessory with your ipod. hum...

Nobody said most of the people in Utah were smart!

the accused is the owner of the Axe? My Midevel battle axe was stolen just three nights ago.

My weapon of choice is the broadsword. It is a little hard to hide, but it is very effective.

The battle axe does 1d8 points of damage, which is respectable. But if they really wanted to cause problem, they should have upgraded to a halberd. 1d12, baby!

Who honestly attacks someone with a midievel ax? I know all the fights I get into are either with a bo staff or a midievel lance.

Oh what a tangled web we weave. These guys would make any reality show look like Mary Poppins!.

I'm sure there will be a fairly interesting suppression hearing to debate whether an ICP sticker can provide reasonable suspicion for a cop to stop a vehicle.

and Gillespians at it again.

It's reasonable if they are considered gang members.

I am partial to chain mesh and a pitch fork myself.

What in heaven's name is the world coming to. Reading this story makes we wonder if these people involved in this incident aren't totally crazy!

Life in prison, Society wouldn't be safe otherwise.

Medieval weaponry? I'm sure it is protected by the 2nd Amendment. Remember every man's home is his castle, especially if one has a moat around it.

I haven't laughed that hard for AGES. Thank you!!!