I concur with Teddy Bear on his agreement with UtahUte16's endorsement of
UtahUte16 - Agreed!
OnlyInUtah beat me to it.
Derek Jeter? It was Alex Rodriguez.
Go back to your day job Brad.. you're not cut out to be a comedian.
Take away my Diet Dr Pepper, better kill me first. If anyone can find me any LDS
scriptures naming caffeine as a banned substance I'll kiss a Ute. Fact is,
caffeine hasn't a darn thing to do with the W of W, its obedience to the
commandment, (circa Heber J. Kimball) prior to the 1930's it wasn't a
"temple question" and beer and wine were not considered alcohol.Back to the point, no one has any idea WHY hot drinks, TEA and COFFEE were on
the banned list. To assume it has anything to do with caffeine is making a
stretch, it could add change your socks daily, or wear your rubbers on snowy
days, all would fit in with the "obey, cause I'm God and I say so, I don't
have to tell you why".