AK Fan | 4:57 p.m. May 5, 2008
Lakers had rust. Jazz got tired. Lakers just made some shots down stretch thats why they win. Jazz need make a shots. And coach Jerry Sloan please let AK play. He is the difference maker. 30 minutes what a joke. Benching best playing ...? Jazz can win this series it's up to Jerry Sloan. Could he handle playoff pressure?
NEWS FLASH!!!! | 5:00 p.m. May 5, 2008
This just in to the news room. Utah Jazz power sissy, Carlos Boooooooooo-zer, just made an uncontested layup! That's right, an uncontested layup! It took him 5 tries to work up the courage to do so. About 5 plays ago, the Lakers where overcome by boredom and went home.

Boooooo-zer, seeing his opportunity to score, shot 2 rattle off the rim 20 foot fade away jumpers. The Laker sweat mop boy was able to muscle the rebounds away. Booooo-zer then attempted another layup and was again overpowered by the sweat boy who took it coast to coast, with Boooooo-zer walking the floor behind him complaining to the ref the whole way, for a layup.

After diverting the sweat boys attention with "look its the Goodyear Blimp (an oldy but a goody)" Boooooo-zer took it to the hole in his all star manner. However, he broke a nail and tore his pretty pink too-too in doing so and will be out for game 2 while he gets a manicure and a new too-too.

Booooooooo-zer was again complaining about the no-call because he felt he was mugged many times by the sweat boy.

More on this at news at 10.
Jazz Biggest Fan | 5:17 p.m. May 5, 2008
Ak fan, you are so right about AK i think he is the biggest difference in this round and we can win this round kobe cant do everything by him self i dont know if anyone notice kobe choked second half so let him play his game and let Ak play more minutes plzzz and one more thing Ronnie Brewer can make some shots so leave him in too plzz i believe Jazz can take game 2 so go jazz and good luck and bring one home for us

Go JAZZ GO
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Re News Flash by AzJazzFan | 6:10 p.m. May 5, 2008
You must be a Lakers Fan. If you are not, you should be. You are not a Jazz fan. Those are cheap comments, lets support our team and not dis them. Overall Booz has been a pleasant surprise, compared to those first two years. Without him the Jazz would be on the sidelines watching others in the playoffs. Go Booz and the rest of the Jazz! Hopefully those open shots will start to go down.
Go Jazz, win or lose, I'll be rooting for you! For those in ESA come game 3, yell!
Boozer... Kobe | 6:13 p.m. May 5, 2008
Boozer may not be playing his best, but he's still the man down low. By the way "News Flash" he was "getting mugged" all game without getting the calls...

I watched Sunday's game on DVR so I wouldn't have to watch commercials, but I ended up fast forwarding everytime the goofy announcers (which I usually like) started to rave over Kobe and the MVP he'll be getting. I hate watching Kobe. He tries to act too much like MJ. What a fake!
ANOTHER NEWS FLASH!!!! | 6:35 p.m. May 5, 2008
Kobe gets the well deserved MVP!!! Boooooo-zer wants his mommy. LAKERS WILL SWEEP THE SERIES! If they don't, who cares if the Lakers take it in 5, 6, or 7, though not likely to go that far. More heart and desire in Kobe's pinky finger than on the whole Spazz team. Oh and by the way, I AM A LAKERS FAN AND I SHOULD BE!!!! Sweep or not, the Jazz have no chance against the Lakers or should I say, THE DYNASTY! Cry on Jazz fans and boo Fish all you want, Kobe feeds off of it. I say he and Fish will combine for 70 in game 2 while the Jazz take a knee and bow to the Kings of the Hardwood!! GO LAKERS!!
THANK YOU MEMPHIS!!!! | 7:20 p.m. May 5, 2008
Memphis completed what we needed for the next 5 year dynasty. Gasol proves that a good 2 and 5 are what is needed to dominate. The Jazz has always relied on the 1 and 4. Stockton/Malone and Williams/Boozer. The Jazz 2 is too traveled with wannabees like Harpring and pretty boy Korver and a coach that problably would have lost in the playoffs with Jordan, Kobe, Shaq and anyone else. What do you have at 1 is important and you have D-Will which we Lakers would love to have, but your 5 is weak and even weaker in the second string.

Go ahead Jazz fan, complain about the refs. That has been the Jazz crutch for 20+ years. "The refs hate us", thats a good cop out for always being the inferior team. GO NEWS FLASH, GO LAKERS!!!
DYNASTY | 8:07 p.m. May 5, 2008
Well that supposed dynasty will be challenged for years to come by the Jazz. Get used to seeing us in the playoffs. Oh newflash, According to you Sloan is on the same coaching level as Del Harris and Kurt Rambis. They couldn't win with Shaq and Kobe. I think Sloan might be slightly better than them. Maybe. Can you tell me who was a better record head to head in the playoffs between the Jazz and the Lakers? For your information it is the Jazz. 11-5 including a sweep of Kobe and Shaq in the Western conference finals.
News Flash III | 11:51 p.m. May 5, 2008
For all you Laker fans that want to read a Utah Jazz on-line paper...I've got a news flash for you...Watch and weep, as the Jazz power there way back to the Western Conference title game again. Dynasty is totally acurate as the Title goes through Utah, as I can't remember when the last time the Lakers came here to play...oh yeah, they got beat 4/1 and 4/0, talk all the trash you want, but be warned as the Jazz pound on you, don't start whining...take your Hollywood buddies and go to Wisconsin...where you can enjoy a little cheese with that whine!! Remember, you and Kobe have a lot in common, invite him along to Wisconsin with you, as he will be available right after this series, you'll have a lot to catch up on, oh and don't forget to bring your whining coach phillip...News Flash...Los Angeles changes official team name from lakers to...Whiners...YOU READ THAT RIGHT!!! All N.B.A. Owners approved the vote unanimously!!

News Flash...JAZZ pound the whinny lakers to advance to the next round!!
Jerry West | 11:57 p.m. May 5, 2008
News Flash...

Jerry West rejoins the Lakers

What a surprise, sends LA a superstar for basically nothing.

Hello...NBA...Investigate

Memphis fans...Hello...Wake UP!!
JAZZ PowerHouse | 11:59 p.m. May 5, 2008
Bring on your all-stars, make sure they are all healthy, as the JAZZ PowerHouse will bring you to your knees begging for mercy laker fans.

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