Oprah's second-favorite things for 2013: The unauthorized list

Published: Tuesday, Dec. 17 2013 11:18 a.m. MST


There are several sure-fire signs of Christmas. My wife starts making fudge that belongs in heaven, my home looks like she burglarized Santa’s house and Oprah Winfrey announces her annual “Favorite Things” list.

Her 2013 edition did not disappoint. The list includes such must-have gifts as $222 organic pajamas, a set of six steak knives for only $475 and a chocolate Nativity scene. I don’t know about you, but nothing says Christmas like eating a wise man and a donkey made of chocolate.

Not for you?

You’re in luck. I’m pleased to present my fourth annual second-favorite things. These are 10 gifts Oprah would have surely included, if only she’d returned my calls and emails.


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Cedar Hills, UT

I can't think of a more irrelevant thing to report on in any news paper than anything to do with Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey is the queen of irrelevance but somehow she continues to get lots of attention.

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