What Hollywood teaches about high school ... For better or for worse

Rule No. 9: The dumb jock is just another hyper-sensitive soul who wants to be loved.

The Culprits: “Lucas,” ”Can’t Hardly Wait”

The Message: He may be a super-athlete who has spent the last 10 years giving sophomores violent mega-wedgies, but deep down he’s just fighting the demons of his own expectations.

The Reality: This one may be true, but you probably won’t find out until at least the 10-year reunion. Speaking of which…