Oprah's second-favorite things for 2012: The unauthorized list

Merry Christmas! It's time for the obligatory office parties, Christmas music, Grandma's re-gifted fruitcake and another installment of Oprah's Favorite Things. Her 2012 edition features 68 all-new gifts, including a $3,000 Elliptical Trainer, Black Truffle Sausage and a Jetson E-Bike. No doubt, these are must-haves for every television network owner. As in years' past, her list is notable for the items that just barely missed the cut. Her fans call them her second-favorite things, and for the third consecutive year, it's my pleasure to present the completely unauthorized list. Here are 10 more gift ideas Oprah has no idea she wants you to have in 2012.