Johnson Family Vacation



Packing all the tired trappings of the raunchy road-trip genre, this loutish comedy plays out as a loosely threaded collection of shrill jokes and cliched sight gags.
All the predictable highway hijinks are clumsily tossed in: The crazy hitchhiker, the run-in with the traffic cop, the mishap with a construction crew, the encounter with a mad trucker.
In his first starring role, Cedric the Entertainer changes well enough from brazen, outrageous fringe character to average-guy lead player. But the choppy direction by first-time director Christopher Erskin and lame script from rookie sibling screenwriters Earl Richey Jones and Todd R. Jones never allow Cedric to do much more than play uptight patriarch.
The supporting cast likewise is stuck in one-dimensional roles: Vanessa Williams as stern wife and mom, singers Solange Knowles and Bow Wow as bratty teens, and Steve Harvey as an obnoxious oaf of a brother.
"Johnson Family Vacation" is nothing but bad schtick as Cedric and his big-screen loved ones travel from California to a family reunion in Missouri.
In tow are the Johnsons' foxy daughter (Knowles), rapper-in-training son (Bow Wow) and youngest daughter (Gabby Soleil), who's around mainly for a few feeble bits about an imaginary dog she carts along.
They squabble, they clash, and just like your own family, they quickly get on your nerves.
"Johnson Family Vacation" is rated PG-13 for some sexual references, crude humor and brief drug material. Running time: 97 minutes.
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