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My neighbors have perfect lawns. Mine looks like the Burning Man festival for crab grass.

LOGAN — A businessman whose companies have generated billions in revenues told graduates at the Jon M. Huntsman School of Business Saturday that a key to successful leadership is to become a servant leade

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One need not fear Mongolian Death Worms or earthquakes as long as we have spare nukes available.
People think weddings happen to other people's kids. They can happen to just about anyone and it's wise to watch for clues of any oncoming color-coordinated storms.
My wife left her famous chocolate chip cookies out on the counter, unprotected. It made life very hard for me.
I may become a Mitt Romney story just because I feel sorry for him. No matter how often he wins, people say he has failed.
I've been frustrated, startled and confused to find objects in my world vanishing and reappearing. I think I've found an explanation.
Don't try burying your dishes in the backyard. Your wife will probably catch you.
Presidential debates are not the way for us to find leaders who will change things in Washington.
I left my office to go to a training seminar and found it much more complicated than I expected to be away.