Star Trek fans will head to the movies this weekend, expecting an exciting new chapter to unfold in the Federation's history. I will go too, but I fear it may dredge up for me some traumatic memories.

I only get to drink fancy-pants juice on special occasions. It's come to my attention that the rest of you have it all the time. I'm mad.

Sometimes we get so caught up in rank that we forget all people should be treated with respect. It's not smart for leaders to treat people with disrespect. You never know who you might need in the face of a lic...

As a child I had a magical experience where I discovered the true way to sleep. I think it's something we all need to understand so we can truly connect to the life-force and get James Taylor to fix his song.

I have joined gyms before, but this time I have a new goal. If all goes according to plan, they will throw me out.

Are you one of those people who say that you've lived your life with no regrets? Liar, liar, pants on fire.

If you want to age in reverse a bit, check out a Jon Schmidt concert.

Sometimes the holidays are about buying a gift for yourself on behalf of Steven Spielberg. This past Christmas was one of those times.

Back pain can freeze me in my tracks. Could our nation's leaders be suffering from political back pain?