This week on TV

SUNDAY: It's one useless all-star game (NHL All-Star Game, 12:30 p.m., Ch. 4) followed by another (Pro Bowl, 3:30 p.m., Ch. 4); Luanne boxes George Foreman's daughter on King of the Hill (6:30 p.m., Ch. 13); JJ tries to patch things up with Beth on American Dreams (7 p.m., Ch. 5); Marge becomes a bully on The Simpsons (7 p.m., Ch. 13); Glenn Close stars in the Hallmark Hall of Fame telefilm Brush With Fate (8 p.m., Ch. 2); Ethan Hawke plays a CIA agent on Alias (8 p.m., Ch. 4); a motel maven is murdered with botox on Law & Order: Criminal Intent (8 p.m., Ch. 5); "Foyle's War" premieres on Masterpiece Theatre (8 p.m., Ch. 7); Lois is pregnant on Malcolm In the Middle (8 p.m., Ch. 13); Dragnet (9 p.m., Ch. 4) returns as an hourlong drama; the excellent new series Kingpin premieres (9 p.m., Ch. 5).

MONDAY: Series regular Jeremy London's twin brother Jason guest stars as his twin on 7th Heaven (7 p.m., Ch. 30); Robert wants to propose to Amy on Everybody Loves Raymond (8 p.m., Ch. 2); Ellenor continues to fight for the life of a killer on The Practice (8 p.m., Ch. 4); three dumb women are still competing for the lunk-headed Joe Millionaire (8 p.m., Ch. 13); Ephram is interested in Colin's sister on Everwood (8 p.m., Ch. 30); a crematorium owner is murdered on CSI: Miami (9 p.m., Ch. 2); a plane disappears and reappears on Miracles (9 p.m., Ch. 4).

TUESDAY: Backstreet Boy Nick Carter plays Bridget's boyfriend on 8 Simple Rules (7 p.m., Ch. 4); Nova (7 p.m., Ch. 7) chronicles "The Battle of the X-Planes"; the competition continues on American Idol (7 p.m., Ch. 13); Spike suffers strange headaches on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (7 p.m., Ch. 24); flashbacks recall the day Rory was born on Gilmore Girls (7 p.m., Ch. 30); Robin Williams guest stars as a loony psychic on Life With Bonnie (8 p.m., Ch. 4); Lilith drops in on Frasier (8 p.m., Ch. 5); the hunt for Ali grows more desperate on 24 (8 p.m., Ch. 13); red kryptonite returns to Smallville (8 p.m., Ch. 30); Jenny McCarthy plays Will's new girlfriend on Less Than Perfect (8:30 p.m., Ch. 4); the dreadful new sitcom A.U.S.A. debuts (8:30 p.m., Ch. 5); Maxine does battle with a slimy lawyer on Judging Amy (9 p.m., Ch. 2); Sipowicz suspects a fellow officer of planting drugs in Clark's car on NYPD Blue (9 p.m., Ch. 4).

WEDNESDAY: T'Pol falls ill on Enterprise (7 p.m., Ch. 24); George Lopez (7:30 p.m., Ch. 4) flashes back to high-school days; the season's first vote is tallied on American Idol (7:30 p.m., Ch. 13); a military crisis complicates the inauguration on The West Wing (8 p.m., Ch. 5); dumb men compete for the affections of The Bachelorette (8 p.m., Ch. 4); Bernie Mac (8 p.m., Ch. 13) moves to a new time; Angel's (8 p.m., Ch. 30) soul is stolen; a priest turns vigilante on Law & Order (9 p.m., Ch. 5).