Frank Pignanelli & LaVarr Webb: Re-enactment of 'This is the place' using modern technology
Ravell Call, Deseret News Archives
Pignanelli & Webb: Summer in Utah is nice — dry heat, few bugs, water recreation and an extra holiday in July. In the spirit of Pioneer Day and reflecting on our heritage, we update an old column and provide a “re-enactment” of Brother Brigham’s entry into the valley using modern technology, including texts, tweets and email messages from political personalities.
firstname.lastname@example.org: Just emerged from the mountains. What beauty and what potential. We should all give thanks to Heavenly Father for our deliverance. But I must say that I am exhausted and feel poorly.
email@example.com@wellpreserved.com: Brother Brigham, I have what you need — vitamins, antioxidants, all sorts of alternative remedies and a new “Promised Land” CD you can buy to celebrate the arrival.
firstname.lastname@example.org: Who are these brothers and sisters atop small, strange four-wheel vehicles screaming as they drive through pristine wilderness with guns and flags?
Ken.email@example.com: They are divine warriors of light fighting the evil BLM and satanic federal government. They’re ready for Johnston’s Army!
firstname.lastname@example.org: Sounds like we need to institute a legal structure in this new territory.
Sean.email@example.com Yeah, let’s forbid our legal officers from befriending shady characters who own fancy buggies and offer trips to beautiful resorts.
firstname.lastname@example.org: Just proclaimed, “This is the place.” Now we must organize ourselves. Praise the Lord!
Utah.email@example.com: Well, whatever we organize, you better make sure it's a republic and not a democracy.
Gayle.firstname.lastname@example.org: And our schools must avoid any hint of the satanic Common Core.
email@example.com: I have a wagonload of copies of the Constitution. We didn’t have room for food or clothes, so we might need to borrow some, but I am warmed by the wisdom of the Founding Fathers.
firstname.lastname@example.org: We made it to the only tree in the valley. I will relax under the shade, seek refreshment, and await for our brothers and sisters to gather.
email@example.com Need refreshment? We sense a business opportunity with dark carbonated bubbly liquid that is low in calorie but very addictive.
firstname.lastname@example.org: Remember our brothers and sisters on bicycles are the chosen blessed who can travel anywhere without the rules required of wagons. Those who park wagons in my city can expect a hefty fee.
email@example.com: Bicyclists are the true soldiers and handmaidens of the Lord.
Jason.firstname.lastname@example.org: Where are the reporters in this wilderness territory? I have wisdom to impart.
Utah.email@example.com: We will establish a colony of the true faithful in Utah Valley and declare ourselves independent, in thought and culture, from you Salt Lake City infidels.
firstname.lastname@example.org: The really smart and savvy will go to Park City, where we will one day view independent cinema and slide down snowhills on skinny boards.
Brad.email@example.com: I am heading north and I demand we receive the same treatment of government largesse as those in the valley.
Spencer.firstname.lastname@example.org: Brother Ralph Okerlund and I will establish colonies in rural areas where we will raise our families in bucolic paradise.
Greg.hughes@UTAchair.com: We are a frugal people who respect the land and air quality and we should travel efficiently in group wagons at everyone else’s expense.
email@example.com: I have arrived at a gentle part of the valley and have designated the spot for corner of Temple streets.
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